This is why we can’t have nice things

Guys,The Emoji Moviemade $25.6 million this weekend. That puts it on track to easily eclipse its $50 million budget, and turn Sony a profit. That more than likely means there will be a sequel.There is a high chance that there will be a secondEmoji Movie.

What is wrong with us? Why do we do this? What are we teaching our children when we pay massive amounts of money to see a movie this bad? Who do I yell at? I know it’s not cool to judge people for going to see a movie, but I’m judging. A lot of people went to see this movie. I mean, yes, there isn’t a lot of kid friendly stuff in theaters right now, but you can watch a ton of Disney stuff on Netflix and at least buy into a corporate overlord who puts some effort into their movies.

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So by law of averages someone here has to have bought tickets to this movie. Why? Please, just tell me why.

Thank godDunkirktook number one or I’d probably be dead on the floor right now from a brain aneurysm.

Superman, Elio, and Glordon all looking up

1.Dunkirk– $28,130,0002.The Emoji Movie– $ 25,650,0003. Girls Trip– $20,085,5404.Atomic Blonde– $18,554,0005.Spider-Man: Homecoming– $13,450,0006.War for the Planet of the Apes– $10,375,0007.Despicable Me 3– $7,725,8958.Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets–$6,800,0009.Baby Driver– $4,050,00010.Wonder Woman–$3,540,000

Three characters walking through red water with a massive dinosaur looming over them in jurassic world rebirth next to a boy riding a black dragon in how to train your dragon

Steve, Garrett, and Henry standing on a bridge in front of a Woodland Mansion in A Minecraft Movie.

Five A Minecraft Movie characters standing in a blocky Minecraft forest with a dog.

A Minecraft Movie cast standing together in Minecraft

The Fantastic Four standing in front of a large blue four in Marvel’s The Fantastic Four: First Steps film.

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The Fantastic Four and Thunderbolts teams from Marvel