All right, folks. New marching orders. Old jokes from movies only a partial part of the reading audience gets and even less think is funny are out, straight forward is in. Welcome (again) to The Network Round-Up. I actually kind of like the ring of this better, don’t you? Now you know exactly what you’re getting when you click on this sucker.

Of course I still think of it as my solemn duty to continue to bring you information on holidays no one has ever heard of (today is National “Joe” Day), and that duty shall return tomorrow. Until then, please enjoy these readings, Joe.

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Flixist

Chloe Mortez offered the role of Carrie inCarrieremake.She is creepy, that’s for sure.New Releases.Totally gettingAlvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked!Pitbull does theMIB 3song.You’re going to miss Will Smith. Seriously, high five to all my 90s kids who knew that whole dance.

Tomopop

An amazing LEGO model of Nausicaa’s gunship.I wish Hadn’t sold all my LEGOs.FREEing releasing another bunny girl.I missed the previous ones, but I’m guessing the were just as well endowed.

Japanator

Another week another dose of Superhero Time.This one involves a monster doing math.Release of the Week.Stuff you can buy!

A Daily Dose of Music: Japanator’s Favorite Anime Endings. Some awesome music here.

A battle scene in Battlefield 6 Open Beta

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GigabyteMon

A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

BO7 key art

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.