Destructoid is four years old today. Plus, it was Niero’s birthday. Eat cake everyone. EAT CAKE! Be sure to read Niero’s birthday post. It’s full of good memories and Buena Gente.
We reviewedFinal Fantasy XIII, a bunch of previews went up,No More Heroes 3will come if you beg for it, some game calledGod ofsomething something came out today, we are the most immature Web site on the Internet and presents! WE DEMAND PRESENTS FOR YOUR SOUL!

Destructoid Originals:Gather around old man Niero, Dtoid turns 4Podtoid 142: 15 Minutes to MidnightHappy birthday wishes to Destructoid from DtoidUK!Celebrate four years of Destructoid with the community!The most immature thing we’ve ever done: The Name GameGame SERIES Debate to the Death! Xenosaga seriesCommunity:Community blogs of 03/16/10Forum of the day:What Are Your Favorite Destructoid Memories? (Happy 4th Anniversary Destructoid!)Reviews:Final Fantasy XIIIPreviews:Faraway, by Steph Thirion4Fourths, by MikengregResident Evil but not: Zombie Infection (iPhone)Civilization V’s revamped combat hands-offinXile’s Hunted, a next-gen return to the dungeon crawlerPreview: Easy Piano kicked my assEat feces in Pocket Creatures, a crazy new pet simContests:F .. K in the coffee to win a copy of Deadly PremonitionNews:BioWare heads aren’t too keen on Final Fantasy XIIINVIDIA: Makers of fine virtual hairNeed for Speed World enters into closed betaSamurai Warriors 3 coming to North America this fallNeed for Speed World: ‘the biggest Need for Speed arena ever’Atlus makes mad bank, Sony kicks themselves harderXbox LIVE Splinter Cell: Conviction demo out this week360 owners rejoice: MikuMikuDance getting ported to XNABatman Arkham Asylum GOTY comes with 3D glassesDICE to release Battlefield: Bad Company 2 PC patch todayThe Conduit is getting a sequel? Really?Rumor: Gears of War 3 arriving April 2011Trademark hints at time traveling Rabbids gameNintendo ‘not good’ at making games like BioShockSega asks people what Sonic 4 info they want nextNo More Heroes 3 will come if enough people want itSlow down, Sega! Yakuza 5 now in the works?Fragile Dreams: Farewell Ruins of the Moon hits Wii todayMGS: Peace Walker getting special edition PSP bundleArkham Asylum GOTY will hit North AmericaMacintosh Battle.Net client could come this AprilAvalanche: Expect ‘a lot of DLC’ for Just Cause 2A big Battlefield: Bad Company 2 PC patch is availableShatter now up on Steam, you need to play itOffbeat:Battlefield: Bad Company 2 has a PSA of its ownMedia:UFC lightweight champ joins UFC Undisputed 2010 rosterRazer to release a lefty DeathAdder mouseNew usable character for Cave Story? Also, developer chatCapcom announces Monster Hunter Freedom 3 for PSPYes, Ghost Chef is exactly what it sounds likeNew Alan Wake screens: Old bikers playing with toysYeah, so this God of War III game came out today…8th annual Game Audio Network Guild Awards announced3D Dot Game Heroes stays retro, my friendsGod of War 3 launch trailer makes us want a controller








