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Rocket Leagueturns five this month, the age where children go to kindergarten and start playingFortnite. In that time, every person on earth has scored fourRocket Leaguegoals — or so the averages say.
Psyonix released some big-assRocket Leaguenumbers and it seems that 29 billion goals have been scored (not in one match). Defense wins championships! Sounds like everyone needs to work on their back-post rotations and stop ball-chasing like a mindless idiot. Not everyone can be big-brained enough tohire a coachlike I did.
But, to be fair, all those goals come across 5 billion matches from 75 million lifetime players. Those numbers will swell drastically ifRocket Leagueeventually goes free-to-play as been long-rumored ever since Epic bought Psyonix.
In other lighthearted news, Psyonix has added the following Octane decal to the item shop today. The irony of your toxic teammate berating you while wearing a classy tux is enough to make your head explode.
Rocket League’s 2020 Infographic: Five Years and Counting[Rocket League]
