Guys, Sega and Gearbox will be bringingAliens: Colonial Marinesto E3 next week. There, I said it. That feels good.

I know this because it’s on our E3 schedule, the one I’ve personally been piecing together for our coverage of next week’s main event. And Sega apparently doesn’t want me to forget. First they send me acreepy doll, burnt doll head, a reference to Newt from theAliensfranchise. Next, we get a pretty niceprint of the USS Solacoin the mail.

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Well today, I received that up there. Yes, it’s some kind of plastic pulse rifle, completely functional with the included foam M-40 grenades.

I think our own Conrad Zimmerman put it best this morning: “Sometimes I wonder if PR people send this s**t out and wonder if they’ll see it on an episode ofHoarders.”

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More on theseAliens: Colonial Marinesshenanigans next week, preferably with some game information, right?

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