Since the very first Indie Nation, I’ve received several requests to highlight two different games:Toribash, a turn-based ragdoll fighter, andDwarf Fortress, a dungeon keeper/crawler.

Several times over the course of the last year, I have attempted to play both of these games. I have attempted to pierce their confusing interfaces, to work out their complex rules, and to conquer their ridiculous learning curves.

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I have failed. Over and over again, I have failed to play these games they way they are meant to be played, whether due to my own idiocy or their ridiculously impenetrable interfaces.

Still, I’ve heard so many good things about both games that I’d feel incomplete if I didn’t, at the very least, mention them to you.

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You can hit the jump for a further explanation of why these games are supposed to be good (and why I wouldn’t personally know), or you can just download both of them and find out for yourself. I’ll be holding my knees and sobbing loudly while you do so.

Toribashis supposed to be an awesomely complex turn-based fighter where you individually manipulate the joints and muscles of a ragdoll’s body to make him attack. How complicated is it?

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I needed a YouTube tutorial to show me how to throw a punch.

Yeah.

As forDwarf Fortress, it’s supposed to be some sort of incredibly addicting mix ofCivilization,Dungeon Keeper, an RTS, and a roguelike that just happens to have the least friendly user interface in history. All the visuals are ASCII, all the commands are mapped to the keyboard — in cosmetic terms, there’s no reason the game couldn’t be on an Apple IIe. Mechanically, though, I guess it’s insanely complex and full of clever procedural generation and stuff.

I wouldn’t know any of this personally, of course, because I’d need to read and study thisgargantuan fucking wiki articleto even get started with the game.

Tekken Tag Tournament 2: a black and white Jin and Heihachi stand back-to-back.

Here’s the question, though: is it my fault for not wanting to put in the requisite time and effort to learn these games, or the game’s fault for being so goddamn confusing and impenetrable?

Given howPortal,Braid, andWorld of Googradually taught me how to master their pretty-goddamn-confusing mechanics through steady learning and difficulty curves, not to mention some very friendly (yet seamless) in-game tutorials, I’m leaning toward the latter.

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Silent Hill f: a woman’s face covered in blossoming but deadly looking flowers.

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Several men standing and watching at an explosion in the distance in Battlefield 6.

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