Hahaha.

The new hotness from Insomniac (aside from theRatchet and Clanktie-in) isSong of the Deep, a 2D, underwater metroidvania. It’s $15 for PC, PS4, Xbox One. And GameStop, the retailer, is publishing it. But don’t call GameStop a publisher.

GameStop’s Mark Stanley toldMCV, “We are not attempting to be publishers here.” Well you fucked up that one! Publishing a game is thelastthing you should do if you don’t want to be a publisher. This is like when I have to scream-splain to the Target cashier that I’m not “trying” to make a scene.

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“We are simply taking a great opportunity to collaborate in a non-traditional way, and trust that the combination of all these great ingredients we have put in make for a great experience.” Yawn. “GameStop has worked closely with all publishers for many years, and our store associates have been instrumental in growing triple-A franchises. That will not change. We are simply taking an opportunity to do something different.” Yawwwn.

Oh, and GameStop, which is not trying to be a publisher. Well, Stanley, might you folks go on to publish more games?

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“We will listen to what the game community has to say about this game, and go from there,” he said.

Stanley! No! Fuck! If you aren’t trying to be a game publisher, leaving open the option of publishingmoregames is thesecond last thing you should do. Fuck!

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