What to expect when you’re expecting
Lord on a skateboard, E3 2015: Redemption is here to wash away industry sins with a waterfall of hype airdropped upon the unwashed masses. It tastes of Mountain Dew and will not make you clean.
So many questions will be answered. What’s the new Platinum game? WillThe Last Guardianbe there? Is “Familiar” the best song onSurf? Which Spice Girl goes best with baccala? How does Jordan want his eggs cooked each morning? Why won’t Sony give meGravity Rush 2?
You can follow along with E3 onthis page, on the homepage,@Destructoid, or give me your phone number and I’ll text you updates. We’ve got nearly a dozen folks from Destructoid visiting horrible Los Angeles to address these burning inquiries. Some of these will be answered in “press conferences” that begin this Sunday, days before the E3 show floor opens. These are those press conferences.
Bethesda @ 7:00PM PDTTwitch stream
(Doom 4, moreFallout 4, maybe someBattleCrystuff, surpriseDishonored 2?!)
MONDAY, JUNE 15
Microsoft @ 9:30AM PDTTwitch stream, stream from your Xbox console, or watch on cable television
(Gears of War, sentient press release with a blazer Phil Spencer, newPlants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare,Halo 5,Forza 6,Tomb Raider,Cirque Du Soleil(?))
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Electronic Arts @ 1:00PM PDTTwitch stream
(Star Wars Battlefront, Need for Speed,Mirror’s Edge Catalyst, SPORTS, maybeMass EffectandVisceral’sStar Wars)
Ubisoft @ 3:00PM PDTTwitch stream
(Female erections,Assassin’s Creed: Dumb Hat Version,maybeThe Divisionis real now, moreRainbow Six, possibly hints for next year’s likelyFar Cry 5or aWatch Dogsfollow up)
Sony @ 6:00PM PDTTwitch,YouTube,PlayStation stream
(DefinitelyThe Last Guardian, Rockstar’sAgent, and aFinal Fantasy VIIremake, all three of which will be announced that they have been added to the PSN during the stream; also real things likeUncharted 4,Tearaway Unfolded,Street Fighter V, and please, please, pleaseGravity Rush 2)
TUESDAY, JUNE 16
Nintendo Direct @ 9:00AM PDT (followed by show-floorTreehousestreams all week)Twitch,YouTube
(My gratitude for it not being at 7AM again, maybeMetroidso I canshave Zack,3DSHyrule Warriors, newly box art’dDevil’s Third,Star Fox: Furry Road)
Square Enix @ 10:00AM PDTTwitch,YouTube
(NoFinal Fantasy XVuntil gamescom,Deus Ex: Mick Foley Divided,Just Cause 3, maybeStar OceanandHitman)
PC Gaming Show @ 5:00PM PDTTwitch
(AMD, Devolver, Fullbright, Microsoft, Square, Cliffy B; this show’s new, not entirely sure what to expect, but does promise “new game reveals,” likely the last ones of the week)
