Because, really, that’s what someone’s selling it for

As many/some/none of you may know, I’m survival horror survivalist. I’m a rubbish one – I scream and shout and lose my shizzle when anything remotely spider-like comes on the screen – but I’m ahugefan of horror games.

And of all the horror franchises, it’sSilent Hillthat I loved most. I’ve run aSilent Hillfan site for over a decade, and credit my entire game writing career to my fascination with that all-American town’s grim environments.

A battle scene in Battlefield 6 Open Beta

So it probably comes as no surprise when I tell you that yes, I did downloadP.T.and yes, I did love it. Yes, I did freak out when (e-fecking-ventually) I finished it and those telltale mandolin notes kicked it. (And yes, I am mourning the untimely demise ofSilent Hills).

Butdo I loveP.T.enough to pay £1000for it? Even if the free demo comes housed in a (used) PlayStation 4?

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Er, no. Probably not.

Funnily enough, no-one’s snappedeitherof theoffersjust yet. Could you be tempted? (And if you are, let me know, because I need to stage an intervention. And/or possibly get you to buy me a car.)

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A snap of the upcoming MESA update in PEAK

Naked Snake sneaking around in MGS Delta.

Battlefield 6 aiming RPG at a helicopter

BO7 key art

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Milla Jovovich portraying Alice in Resident Evil 2002, wearing a red dress and holding a gun in her hand.

Characters combatting strange creatures in Light of Motiram.