[Spams ‘What a save!’] Rocket Leagueturns five this month, the age where children go to kindergarten and start playingFortnite. In that time, every person on earth has scored fourRocket Leaguegoals — or so the averages say. Psyonix released some big-assRocket Leaguenumbers and it seems that 29 billion goals have been scored (not in one match). Defense wins championships! Sounds like everyone needs to work on their back-post rotations and stop ball-chasing like a mindless idiot....

Tiger in the back seat or I’m out As reported by Deadline, Koch Media isworking with some movie industry heavy-hitters to get a film adaptation of their chaotic crimeathonSaints Rowup and running. The film hopes to take the carnage of Stilwater and Steelport out of the digital world and onto the big screen. Details are extremely sparse in these pre-production days, but the project already has a big time helmer in the form of Director F....

Ready for some sensory overload? Bullet hell shoot ’em upShinorubihas officially fired off a release date and is now lined up for consoles and PC on July 09, 2025. Red Art Gamespreviously hadShinorubipenciled infor “early 2023,” but clearly time is running out to make that cut. WhenShinorubilaunches it will be available digitally on PlayStation 4, PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Xbox Series X|S, Nintendo Switch, and PC via Steam. Those looking to pick up a physical copy will be able to do so on day one for PS4 and PS5....

InSkate and Music, I can fulfill my childhood dream and become a star. There are a few artistic professions to choose from, so I picked dancing. This game is groovy, stylish, and fun because you may compete with others and earn rewards. It’s a pity that we don’t have anySkate and Musiccodes yet. However, we’re eagerly searching for them on social media, and once the developer releases new codes, we’ll add them to our list....

This video was ready ages ago. What’s my excuse now? Well, I hooked up a new monitor, and that somehow corrupted my Master Boot Record. Go figure. Just another reason why I can’t make a video every week. Oh, and to understand the introduction, you can view the videohere. I didn’t bother making a post for it because I found it a little embarrassing. Uncharted 3: Drake’s Deceptionis the same murderous formula from theprevious two installments, and includes a fun little flashback to Nathan’s childhood....

Full disclosure:The header image does not reflect my immediate reaction to or subsequent thoughts on this bit of news. I just thought it would be really, really funny! We barely made it out of theMass Effectdebacleof sex and pent-up frustration, but now Kotobukiya is pointing its anime-ization ray beam at theStreet Fighterfranchise. This weeaboo nonsense must be stopped! It is too… oh… wait a tick!Street Fighteris already Japanese! Doy! False alarm, peeps!...

Get to know the people that make great videogames Hey everybody! It’s WayForwardvember in February! To celebrate the50th episode of Sup Holmes, we’re welcoming Austin Ivansmith ofMighty Switch Force HD(currently half off on the Wii U eShop) to the program. Ivanwrites about games,creates troll women for games,paintspaintings about games,andponders the meaning of killing buffaloin games.His analysisof the current consumer standards for game price vs game length, and how it ties into the argument between games as art vs games as product, is a particular favorite....

Friend of Destructoid -RoG- fromi-mockery.comwent on a recent Fourth of July adventure that should make any gamer jealous. While journeying through Big Bear in the glorious mountains of Southern California, -RoG- discovered a veritable diamond in the low oxygen rough. Nestled between pine trees and a pack of wild wolves was Super Bear Arcade; frankly, one of the greatest arcades I have ever seen. You can read all about his adventurehere....

Welcome to another exciting edition of Team Fortress 2sdays! Every Tuesday, a bunch of us Dtoiders hop online and playTeam Fortress 2on theofficial Destructoid server; you should join us! We’ve got Birthday Mode enabled for the duration of March to celebrateDtoid’s 6th Anniversary. Hop online to take part in the festivities! ServerIP: 63.208.142.126Port: 27015 Early MatchTime: 8 PM EST Late MatchTime: 12 AM EST MaplistBadlands (CP)Badwater Basin (PL)Barnblitz (PL)Foundry (CP)Gold Rush (PL)Granary (CP)Harvest (KOTH)Nucleus (KOTH)Thunder Mountain (PL)...

I’ve seen quite a few of these “X trailer but in LEGO” videos before, but the latest one has me actually fiending for one just like it. Grand Theft Auto 6’ssecond trailer is the latest one to get the LEGO treatment by talented creatorLegoMe_TheOG, and it’s as impressive as it is exciting, because I want this game bad. I know it’ll likely never happen since LEGO doesn’t seem to touch anything too violent or “illegal,” but it would be amazing....

We all know the way it works. You play through a level in a videogame, encounter an unexpectedly hard section, and your main character plummets into a bottomless pit … or is singed by a giant dragon … or is blown up by a nearby oil drum. Whatever the morbid descriptor, your characterdies. As unfortunate as this is, it doesn’t really matter in the long run. If you have another life, you’re able to just try the level all over again....

Don’t mind if I do! Q-Games has opened sign-ups forThe Tomorrow Children‘s closed beta, which will run from January 21 – 23. North American players canregister here, and European players can. You’ll just need to provide your name, email address, and PSN ID, so it won’t take long. Folks who take part in the beta will earn an exclusive costume. I’m still not entirely sure what to make of this “social action game,” but I’ve been captivated by it — due in large part to the alternate-history Cold War setting — since the day it was announced....

As soon as he was revealed I thought of Driver One of the first things I noticed aboutDevil May Cry 5was the “Adam Driver-ass” V, and I stand by that statement! This dude looks like he was wholly modeled after the actor and even exhibits a lot of the same qualities as a few Driver performances, Kylo Ren in particular. I wasn’t alone, as many of our commenters pointed out, and now there’s a mod to indulge us....