Pokemon Go update to provide players with some goddamn common sense (Fauxclusive)
Clearly they need it Following a seemingly endless supply of stories aboutPokémon Goplayershurting themselves,getting into accidents, and wandering intoplaces they shouldn’t be, developer Niantic announced today an update for the popular app that will give players some fucking common sense. “When we developedPokémon Gowe figured people would be intelligent enough to play it smart and safe,” said company spokesman Brandon Bush. “Boy were we wrong. Clearly, we underestimated just how stupid mankind is....